80x Funny Christmas Whatsapp Status [for 2022]
Add some humor to your christmas greetings and status updates with these funny lines of words to light up the season. I’m sure your friends would be expecting something to keep them smiling and happy. Why don’t you take up the responsibility? You can share these funny Christmas whatsapp status with friends via your other favorite social networks.
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Funny Christmas Whatsapp Status
1. My goal in 2021 is to accomplish the goals of 2020 which I should have done in 2019 because I made a promise in 2018 and planned in 2017. Merry Christmas to all my friends out there.
2. May this Christmas glow with happiness, Joy, and And may it fill your body along with Christmas wine. Merry Christmas with Loads of Love!
3. If you want to have a safe holiday, DO NOT, and I repeat DO NOT stand between kids and their gifts on a Christmas morning. Merry Christmas
4. To all my friends who are true believers of the Mayan’s Prediction, do let me know ASAP. Well, don’t forget that your opinion will only be based on this year’s Christmas gifts. Cheers!
5. I wish that Santa will give you intelligence and more skill this Christmas so that you can buy gifts for me better than you did last year.
6. In case we don’t end up seeing each other during this Christmas, I will be sending love, care, and great cheers your way during this Christmas. I just hope you don’t forget this message.
7.A furry Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! That’s how cats do greet each other at Christmas.
8.I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, it is not because I enjoy the winter snow or anything like that. But I think I’m just being a racist.
9.I don’t think you should be expecting Santa any sooner. They are all drunk and flat merry Christmas with no gifts to show.
10.Just a good tip for the Christmas: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Throw one in the fireplace each time your child acts up and watch what happens. Thank me later. Smiles.
11. I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red. Cheers!
12. Dear Santa: I write to inform you that I’ve been very naughty this season. And I think it’s really worth it all the way. Did you get me?
13. I’m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
14. I don’t always cut down a fresh Christmas tree. But I simply pick the best one from my neighbor’s yard when I feel like doing that.
15. Valentines = Sex, Thanksgiving = Food, Halloween = Candy, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE!
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16. Memo from Santa: This year people on the naughty list will be receiving Nickelback CDs due to the rising cost of coal,
17. Jeez! I just took two cans of energy drinks this morning and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
18. A man basically goes through three phases in his life… Man believes in Santa Claus when he is just a kid…He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus when his mind grabs a little bit of sense…He is Santa Claus when he becomes much older and understands how beautiful life is.
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19. Dear Santa, I promise to give you the antidote to those poisoned cookies you just ate if only you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list. Thank you!
20. Santa died laughing when you said you’d been a good girl. So, he won’t be visiting you this year…. Wish you a Merry Christmas.
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21. Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?
22. OMG! Santa is approaching, Hurry up, just pretend to be good, at least for the time.
23. You can still sit on my lap though I’m not Santa.
24. Until Santa checks the naughty list, it’s still al fun and games.
25. I am inspired by Santa Claus so I don’t need to diet this Christmas.
26. Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.
27. Now I find myself on the naughty list. I’m permanent and I’m loving every bit of it.
28. Dear Santa, Just to remind you that I made it to the naughty list this year again. It’s really worth it.
29. Just asking a brilliant question and need an answer from a good friend; Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine?
30. Everyone wants his past to be forgotten and then his present remembered during Christmas. Interesting.
31. When a Telemarketer is on the phone, you can hand it over to your kids and tell them it’s Santa. I bet they’d be very excited. Don’t say I told you.
32. Merry Kiss-my-ass with lots of hugs.
33. My office Christmas party is tonight, which means my office apology party will be tomorrow.
34. Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
35. I think Christmas is that special feeling that comes only with an empty bank account. It’s a state of mind I guess. Just thinking out loud though.
36. Santa knows where all the bad girls live that the reason he is so jolly.
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37. On December 25th I assume a morning person.
38. May your holidays be like Santa –fat, abundant and cheerful!
39. All I desire for this Christmas is you… and pizza too. That would be perfect!
40. When Santa said you’d been very good this year, I replied that it was just lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas with Loads of Love!
41. They keep saying that Christmas is just around the corner. How can it be when the world is round?
42. I knew you were coming so I baked a cake. It was delicious. Happy Christmas!
43. Greetings from the North Pole! Don’t be shocked… it’s just another Christmas!
44. Dear Santa, I want you to name your price for the list of all the naughty girls on it?
45. Handmade Christmas presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
46. On my visit to the shopping mall, I got my wife some lovely perfume for Christmas. The name is Tester… I just hope she would like it.
47. Dear kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parent’s love. You can find out on Wikileaks.
48. Santa died laughing because I told him I’ve been good this year. So Christmas is canceled.
49. All I want from Santa this year is a big fat bank account and a slim body, and please don’t mix the two up.
50. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? I guess it’s because it soot’s him.
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51. Christmas is a time when you remember the family and try to guess everyone’s sizes! Merry Christmas with Loads of Love!
52. His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he’ll be back!
53. Love fills the air on 25th of December; let’s make it a night to remember!
54. Do you know why Santa has to be a man? It’s simply because no woman would wear the same outfit year after year.
55. May your holidays be like Santa – fat, abundant and cheerful.
56. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. If I run out of the white wine I’ll face the red.
57. Is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet when someone asks ‘where is your Christmas spirit?
58. I woke up in a box last year after I asked for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.
59. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is the fact that you have to look for a job the next day
60. An Empty Christmas Wrapping Paper Tube is Still Fun to Bonk Someone on the Head with. No Matter How Old You Are.
70. I just want us to be clear on this; I don’t think the Grinch really hated Christmas. He only hated people, and I think it’s fair.
71. Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!
72. You need to mail your packages early enough so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
73. Nothing is sadder than a gift card that says “Cannot be used for the purchase of alcohol”.
74. Christmas is not only for praying and praising But for drinking and messing around also. Merry Christmas!
75. From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
76. I wasn’t planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
77. Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the magic wand Christmas waves to the world. Merry Christmas!
78. I’d like to apologize for making an ass of myself after getting drunk at your Christmas party next week.
79. After a boy writes to Santa asking for a brother, he receives a reply back from Santa saying “send me your mother”. Merry Christmas with Loads of Love!
80. Dear Santa, I have very valuable information. Names, places,… I’m willing to cut a deal.
Final thoughts
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